Ratchet Song of the Day: Nelly's "Tipdrill"

Today's song is brought to you by thong bikinis and that black hair glue ratchets use to apply their false eyelashes. Hello somebody! This song is so many things (ratchet, infamous, catchy, etc) for so many reasons. Mattafack, I take that back. The song is not any of those things THE VIDEO IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS. Nelly took a subpar song and made it legendary by attaching a video that will go down in the raunchy music video history books. You can watch this joint on mute and still get the full effect. Warning: NSFW.

Can we all agree that this song is long overdue? This one is for every curvy girl with an ugly face. What? That's mean? Well that's what the song is about. The lyrics are "It must be that ass cuz it ain't yo face." Nelly can say it, but I can't?

That moment when Nelly swipes that card down the crack of that woman's ass tho? All I remember is how my younger brothers would stay up past their bedtime to catch this joint on BET's "Uncut." TV has never been the same.

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