Pardon my ignorance, but what is with women calling every guy who shows some kind of interest in her "thirsty?" You can keep it 3hunna with me I'm not here to judge. Let's have a humbling moment shall we?
Every dude aint thirsty because every dude doesn't even think you're worth it.
Some men just compliment you hoping they catch you vulnerable and can smash and pass.
You're not cute to everybody. Your body aint bad to everybody; to some men you're one ham sandwich away from being fat.
And what is up with your extravagant eyebrows? Stop that.
Stop ruining the game for people who actually know how its played.
Let's be clear about the kind of thirst we are discussing. In the late 90s and early 2000s, Sprite had a series of "Obey Your Thirst" commercials featuring athletes like Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant who needed to drink Sprite in order to hydrate and continue giving 100% during their games. Also, on my college campus we used to have "Thirsty Thursday" parties where people used a lack of Friday morning classes as an excuse to get wasted. Neither is the kind of thirst we're talking about. We're talking about that persistent MF who won't leave you alone after you've made it clear you're not interested. That is thirst.
Peep the scenario:
Guy: Hey girl you look beautiful today.Girl: Eww you so thirsty! Boy bye!
Guy: *Confused look*
Guy was just being a guy but Girl's low self-esteemed havin ass isn't used to getting compliments. She just wants to join the masses and say she's had a dude be thirsty for her. Guy gave Girl a single compliment and he probably regrets ever speaking to her. Thirst isn't looking at your ass. Thirst isn't giving you a compliment. Thirst isn't holding the door for you. Thirst isn't asking you out. Thirst isn't calling to check on you. Thirst is not an "I miss you" text.
Oh, you keep entertaining Mr. Thirsty waiting to meet a guy you like before you cut him off? He's not thirsty! You are! Stop entertaining him knowing all you do is put him on blast behind his back. You answer his calls and texts, but you're snippy. You complain like, "OMG why won't he stop calling?!!" Shame the devil, you haven't even told him to stop calling or that he makes you uncomfortable. On some level you like it. You're an attention-wh*re and you're not getting attention from anyone else so you're afraid to have a silent phone. At least you don't go all day without a call or text. Thing is, the only person calling and texting is the one you don't wanna talk to. What do you do? Spend your days complaining about "thirsty" dudes who don't have a clue and can't pick up on hints that you're not interested. Eventually you will realize no one gives a shit. We all know if you really wanted him to stop calling and texting you would tell him. Swerve.
"Why don't any of the guys I actually like come up and talk to me?" Cuz your ass is not approachable. Men don't want their business on front street. All on twitter and Facebook complaining about thirsty n*ggas who really aren't so. No self-respecting man is going to pursue you now. They have seen you screenshot convos and he's not about to take that chance. If he does I'll bet money its just to smash and prove a point. Its your fault the ones you like don't have a thirst for you. Here's a revolutionary idea: Tell the ones you like that you like them. You know him so if you're not the "forward" type, set some thirst traps (subtle ways to seduce and get attention from men). We're adults, we should be able to do this. Don't go being all weird and creepy, just tell them you would like to get to know them on a romantic level. Whats the worst that can happen? They say they wanna keep you friendzoned? Isn't that better than wondering "what if" for 10 years and *then* telling them?
I'm sleep doe.
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