When I heard about Sarah Palin's "bus tour," I thought she would take the opportunity to prove naysayers wrong. Surely she went over her planned speeches at each stop. Surely she reviewed her American History because she took it upon herself to educate America about our history. Surely. I admit I was a bit skeptical and I took it upon myself to change the news channel each time anything that rhymes with Parah Salin was uttered by newscasters. All of that changed when I saw her speak about Paul Revere's famous ride.
Everything was fine and dandy (if thats what you want to call it) in the land of Palin until she visited Boston to raise awareness of Paul Revere's famous ride. People allowed her to continue on her "bus tour" and many vowed not to cover the story until her stop in Boston. Only Steven Colbert could do this story justice. In short, Colbert proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
Oh Sarah...I bet your history teach is just soooo proud.
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