A NEW Reality: DC Strippers Want a Show Too

The reality show money train is still rollin. This time the train made a stop in DC. Strip Club Queens tells the story of 5 strippers who will live their "real life" in front of a lens. Peep their trailer below. WARNING: The footage is NFW!

Shot on location in DC featuring the famous Stadium Club, the series will follow Miami,  Lona, Ally, Illy and Cierra as they show strip club goers and aspiring strippers alike what its REALLY like to be a naked hustler. Viewers will see their sacrifices, the allure of the strip club game, and the girls' journey to find a way out. Can we get a show about recent grads tryna pay back Sallie Mae doe?

Seems like the same drama we've all come to expect with a touch of nudity and another bunch of women who don't care about fighting on screen. Considering the recent rise in the fascination with the strip club life, I think the show will get picked up. I've been to Stadium once or twice and the faces look familiar so I'll be watching (LOL!) Will you be watching?

On Another Level: The Real Mistresses of Atlanta Trailer

The interwebs have been turned on its side by the trailer for the latest reality show: The Real Mistresses of Atlanta. I love messy people as much as the next person but from the looks of the trailer, the show features people with a whole bunch of "slashes" and not a lot of sense. They describe themselves as models SLASH video vixens and so on and so forth. I know no one asked me but they look like a bunch of sluts SLASH people who need to have several seats to me. Did they find these people on Craigslist selling ass?

According to the people featured (which includes a homosexual man) the definition of a mistress is "...a woman who is in charge. She is the other woman. She is the one who gets it done." This really happened, ya'll. With names like Mary Jane and Malia Michel (from the Drake line "someone tell Malia I'm on fiyah she should work tonight") the mistresses allow the cameras to follow them while they live their lives sleeping with another woman's man and spending money from a married household. Riding around & they gettin it. To say the least, they are some bold bishes.

Whoa dere! Thats 8 minutes and 26 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Weezy F. Baby's Ex's current boo is the one who gave this project the greenlight. Ya'll really need to stop this shit.

I won't cap like I won't watch the first episode just to see how far television programming has gone down the toilet. If they're not gonna drop names (especially the guy who claims to sleep with pro athletes) or feature sit downs with the wife/girlfriend, I will be disappointed.

You hear that? Its the sound of men calling their lawyers about getting gag orders before this show airs.
Thoughts?