Love & Hip Hop Reunion: The Recap, Part 1

Funkmaster Flex did the intro. We already know what kinda show its about to be. 

Executive producer Mona Scott-Young is the moderator. Why do I get the feeling she's gonna allow so much ratchet shit to happen this e'nin? Why do I get the feeling she's gonna try to protect her image while allowing these "ladies" to look like ratchet fools? Lets hope I'm right. 

Its showtime!! 
8:03pm Joseline stands up and tells her fans (?) they can have all of *this* cuz she's the baddest bitch. Producer Mona Scott starts off by addressing the negative feedback and she uses Mimi to address that rumor. Mimi says the show is real and there was no script involved. 

It appears we're going to be hearing questions from LAHHATL "fans" from social networks. I can deal with that I suppose. 

8:05pm Amanda L from Facebook wants to know how old Karlie is. She answers, "I'm beautiful, I'm young ,I'm talented and I never tell my age." She's a lie, a lie and a GD lie. Her answer means she's too old to be still tryna break into the industry and smang rappers like Roscoe Dash. K. Michelle brings up Karlie's Wikipedia page, which says she was born in 1985. Aint NO WAY Karlie was born in 1985! K. Michelle says ol girl marched with Martin Luther King. Oh the messy just showed up! 

8:06pm Missy G from Facebook wants the ladies to tell about their plastic surgery. K. Michelle admit she's had her teeth and breast done and says she got her donk from her mama and Jiffy cornbread. Aint nothin wrong with that! Karlie says she's had her teeth and breast done but her butt in 100% real. She says her butt is real because if she was gonna get a fake butt she would have gone bigger. Thats soem fuct up logic. Son, she's wearing a hideous dress!! Like hideous!! Joseline says she's had her teeth and her breast done and her hair and eyelashes are fake as well. She still maintains she's a "real" woman tho. Ok girl. 

8:08pm Mona asks Joseline "Are you or were you ever a man?" Joseline asks Mona to attest to the fact that Joseline peed on the stick and she is indeed a woman. Joseline says every bitch she's ever met wishes they had her body. I'm cool on her body, doe. 

8:09pm Mona asks the cast to own up to whether they ever doubted whether Joseline is a real woman. Erica cops to it, but Joseline claps back saying she used to dance for Scrappy so Scrappy knows. ahahahahahaha!!! Hell naw! Not many comebacks better than "ask ya man he knows." Apparently Joseline used a pseudo-name Shenellica Bettencourt and she's been to jail 20 times. Who knew? Who is surprised?

::Commercial Break::

8:15pm We come back to questions about Karlie Redd. Remember how messy she was? I do. She was super messy and I was sorta hoping she got her ass handed to her.  Karlie rubbed people the wrong way and she DID always keep her nose in someone els'e business. Karlie won't tell us her daughter's age. That means her daughter is proly 25. K. Michelle says Karlie is ancient. Karlie calls her bi-polar. Not that Karlie was tryna shack up with Benzino tho. 

Its time for audience questions. 
8:18pm Funky Dineva addresses Karlie. Yessssss gawwwwdddd!!!!! I'm so here for Funky Dineva! I need y'all to know how much I love her! She asks Karlie about whether she was ever signed to Cash Money because the President, Mack Maine, denied that she was ever signed to the label. I don't care about her answer. I'm just so happy to see Funky Dineva! Work biattcchh!!! 

8:19pm Oh now its time to address K.Michelle's ass whooping. Rasheeda is asked about how she responded to the situation. Rasheeda is wearing shoes from last year and I'm gonna let that slide. I'm not judging. Just sayin the glitter shoe trend is dead and gone. Rasheeda says she's not sure she believes K. Michelle. 

K. Michelle says Rasheeda doesn't have to believe her story. I'm not here for Rasheeda's nameplate that says "Bad" but her hair is laid tho. Who styled her? Her entire outfit looks cheap. Thats not what y'all came to read about so I'm chillin. Rasheeda calls K. Michelle a "Bi-polar schizophrenic insecure ass bitch" who wants to have a husband like Kirk. Uh oh Rasheeda done jumped up outta her seat. I don't like this side of Rasheeda. She is tacky. Why is she so angry? I thought she was a classy woman who stayed above the fray. She's goin to battle for people we didn't even know she was really friends with. Kirk got up ready to do what? Help his wife in a physical fight against another woman? Ok girl. 

::Commercial Break::
8:27pm Now we're gonna talk about the time Scrappy put them paws on Stevie. Scrappy and Stevie are on stage. Mona Scott-Young says they edited the fight to make it shorter in an effort to minimize the amount of violence shown on tv. Girl please, your lawyers told you to say that. Sit down. Scrappy explains "I put them paws on 'em." He goes on to explain how he just wanted Stevie to apologize to Erica and how it got out of hand because he called Joseline a bitch. Joseline and Erica get into a shouting match. Erica's face looks flawless tho. I love that lip color on her. She kept it simple with a few pops. I love it. 

8:32pm Momma Dee is welcomed on stage in her finest hood woman portraying a classy church lady blazer. Seriously, she looks like she's trying to look professional and its not working. I'll pass. She explains how she felt about the throne and some other shit "and in that order." Blah blah blah.  

Greedy M from Facebook asks about Scrappy's probation and whether his probation officer has called about the incident. Way to snitch Facebook folks! 

::Commercial Break::

8:37pm Joseline, Stevie, Mimi and Ariane are on stage together. Stevie is wearing hot pink pants and can't seem to decide whether he wants to keep his sunglasses on or off. Mona asks how Stevie felt about knowing he hurt Mimi's feelings. He says he never married Mimi because he doesn't consider himself the marrying type. Mimi says she never considered Stevie for her husband. I don't believe her. You don't give up your poon to a man for 12 years without your heart getting into it. You don't give your poon to a man for 12 months without wondering where its gonna go. Stevie leaves Joseline on the couch by herself and joins Mimi and Ariane. Mimi is wearing a church lady banquet dress tho. Its not flattering. I don't like that shiny material. its glistening. Stevie calls Ariane a hater. Ariane claps back and says she was Mimi's support system. Ariane is a classy chick. my fav by far. I don't think she got a lot of screentime because she kept it classy. 

Mimi tells she's been self sufficient all of her life. She says she doesn't need Stevie's money. 

Mona asks Joseline if she has any advice for Mimi about how to deal with Stevie. Mimi says Joseline can't tell her anything about the man she's known for 15 years. How many of y'all believe Joseline has a better handle on Stevie than Mimi does after 15 years? \o<--raised hand. 

::Commercial Break::

8:51pm Now its time to discuss Joseline's fake abortion. I had forgotten all about their "strictly business" lie. Joseline reveals Stevie plays games with all of his babymamas so him denying her baby wasn't a new thing. Mimi emphasizes how she's know Stevie for 15 years. It just makes her look more stupid. After 15 years you still don't have any pull with your man? Mona asked whether Stevie would have handled the situation differently and he says he wouldn't have been as much of a jerk. Ok child. Stevie admits he believed that was his baby. Mona asks why Stevie was walkin around with the pregnancy test in his. 

8:53pm Genie H from twitter asked Stevie whether he forced Joseline to get the abortion. Stevie said he didn't force her. Joseline said she got rid of it because he has 5 kids and because her career is taking off. I guess. I still haven't heard her song on the radio tho so I don't know about her career "taking off." She says she would marry Stevie if he asked because he's about to make a lot of money. 

::Commercial Break::
8:58pm Mona asks Mimi whether she thinks its really over. She says Stevie is the father of her child so she can't say its truly lover. Stevie says he'll never really let Mimi go. Joseline says an entire string of curse words and follows it with "I am a woman of God." A woman of WHAT God? Stevie is asked whether he and Joseline are a couple and calls it a wrap for part 1. That was such a weak move. Supa weak. 

Oh look, Single Ladies. ::Changes Channel::

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Your NEW Ratchet Reality Show Fix: The Real Rap Wives of Birmingham

Yes, I know y'all are searching for something to fill the void left by Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. Trust me boo boo, I know how you feel. I'm here for you. ::e-hugs:: What you probably didn't know was that today is the first day of group therapy. How will we get over our addiction to ratchet reality tv? We won't. Quitting is for suckas. I'm yo pusha. 

Check this out. One of my readers shared this new reality show with me and she changed a small part of my life. Lets see, how can I ease y'all into this? I got it. What do you do when a network won't pick up your ratchet ass show? Thats not a rhetorical question. I want y'all to think of an answer and then grade it against the video below. 
Part 1 of webisode 1. 

Part 2 of webisode 1. 

Can you say something nice? I'm about to. Ok, no I'm not. Birmingham, Alabama is probably known to most of you as the home of big girls who love to wear leopard print dresses with neon heels. When you think Birmingham, you proly think of old ladies who spend all of their spare time in white dress shoes doing old-lady things like grocery shopping and goin to prayer meetings. The cast of Real Rap Wives of Birmingham (anyone else is an imposter) is about to change all of that. They want you to know Birmingham is the home of people who answer to names like "Queen of Trill," "Geechie Mouf" and "Ms. Mercy." DON'T BE ALARMED if you are confused, boys and girls. I repeat, do not be alarmed. This is really what its like to live in Birmingham. I have watched 3 webisodes trying to figure out the premise of the show. Ladies and gentlemen I've got NOTHING. I passed a state's bar exam and I was unable to watch these webisodes and figure out what the phuck is goings on. 

ALL the elements needed for a successful ratchet reality show are present: confessionals(they could have at least ironed the sheet), random meetups with other "cast members" and those horrid earrings. Seriously, where the hell do they all get those awful earrings? Its like its some sort of reality show requirement. No one wears diamond studs anymore? They spent their money on dangling feathers with chains? Rainbow leopard print with spikes? What is going onnnn????? Anyway, if you like arm tattoos, chicks with greasy skin and gold teeth, 26-inch weaves, false eyelashes the size of windshield wipers and the finest of fabrics from Rainbow then the Real Rap Wives of Birmingham was created for you. 

You're welcome. 

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Love & Hip Hop Atlanta: Episode 7 Recap

Its episode siete folks. Aint it funny how time flies when you're being ratchet? Special s/o to all my bar folks who finally get to enjoy an episode and my recap #atthesamedamntime.


Y'all know the drill. We start off with a recap then the show begins. I've had 2 glasses of wine already so forgive me if its laced with cuss words. I'm tired of being humble. Since they gave us half the episode in the preview, I'm just gonna watch this and act surprised.
In case you haven't read previous recaps. . .
Episode 2 Recap
Episode 3 Recap
Episode 4 Recap
Episode 5 Recap
Episode 6 Recap


All of a sudden, I miss Yandy & Crissy. I digress. Watch the full episode here. 

8:03 pm. Keyshia Cole 2.0 and Stebie's Baby Mama are at the studio. Mimi tells KC 2.0 about her and Steebie's relationship drama. I'm gonna go out on a limb & say thats why they're having so many problems. MF can't keep her mouth shut. Who cares cuz y'all are going to counseling? Keep them messy hoes outta yo business. See what KC 2.0 did? She used Mimi's business and wrote a whole damn song about it. I'll be damned if one of my friends does that. Won't be my friend much longer. 


8:04pm.  Karlie meets with her manager, his name is irrelevant. She says she has a lipgloss line, hairline and a line of butt injections in the works. He asks about her relationship with Benzino. Damn that got around quickly. See what happens when you deal with talkin heffas? He wants her to focus her energy on her career & expresses concern about Benzino's reputation. Karlie done got whipped by a dude who everyone runs from in the industry. Chile, have several seats. "Every woman needs love" is what she says. She bout that come up life. Now, I believe KC 2.0 who once said Karlie has tried to screw her way to the top (and failed). 

8:06pm. FINALLY Joseline gets some air time. She's in Steebie's studio wearin a lace cropped top with some daisy dukes. She signed a contract for Stebie to get a 30% cut and she's working on her new song Bailar. If you haven't heard it, the homie PrettierThanPerez got you. Stebie reminds us all that he can send her back to the skeh cluh. Ol girl is rockin one of those gold braided belts from early 2003. Jose says Stebie wants her mouth, vag and brains but he can't have it. Stevie J gives her his best eyes & tells her he's not gonna let up off of her because she's a superstar.


8:15pm. We're in Rasheeda & Kirk's home. Rasheeda with these Ashanti-esque sideburns doe? Kirk just wants more time with his wife. Rasheeda bout to cry. Man, I'm not here for this. Where is my wine? She is doin the most. Rasheeda doesn't want her husband to feel unappreciated. Remember that Cherish song?

8:17pm. Karlie and Benzino been smashin every night. Thats what she meant to say when she said she's been at his house every night. Gotta admit, I didn't peg ol man Zino for a dickmatizer. Benzino wakes this whipped heffa up with breakfast in bed. Where is his neck doe? Oh, he just gave her a house key. If he aint the most whipped & basic MF I have ever seen! He's fuckin up the game. Man, thats not cool. You know what else is not cool? How Karlie came back and told Benzino what her manager said. She talks too much. Some women need to learn how to shut the fuck up. Benzino interrupts her rant with, "Its not like you're so hot yourself either." Her comeback is, "He wasn't sayin that last night." This fool Benzino starts cryin. WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS GOING ON???  


8:20pm. K. Michelle is doing a show at ATL Live. She's wearing a catwoman suit. Stevie J shows up and Mimi acts like she's surprised. This show is soooo MF scripted its a shame. Stevie J is wearing that old school Jodeci linen suit and he's carrying a rag he stole from his mama's house. You know its hot when you carry around a washcloth. Stevie J performs a whack ass song he claims he wrote for Mimi. Somebody shoulda told Stevie J his ass can't sing. Bet he wouldn't have performed that shit while Joseline was sitting there. I'd be the farm Mimi will drop them draws tonight. 


8:27pm. Mimi & Stevie are conversing outside of the club. Stevie explains the lyrics to the aforementioned song. Mimi wants to know what made him stray. Why? It aint like she's going anywhere. Her necklace is cute tho. Mimi says Stevie doesn't understand how he hurt her. I don't understand how she let a man like Stevie get to her. "You hurt me to the core" she says. Nah, Imma put this one on Mimi. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice or more than that, shame on me. She once said she knows what kinda man she has. If you KNEW & you still fell in love thats on you B. 

8:30pm. Buckeey and Scrappy are spending quality time together. How do hood couples do this? At a pool hall. Bet they had Popeye's for dinner. Why is her wig sitting like that tho? Ohh honey. Scrap tells her about the drama with his babymama. Buckeey has a MF opinion. WHY?! Scrap is in cleanup mode. He says him & Ericka had an agreement for him to give her a lump sum of $3,000. I'm kinda mad he was trippin about 3 stacks, no Andre. Why are they playing a Flo-Rida song? 


8:33pm. KC 2.0 is having a date with a baller. Woopty woo. KC 2.0 has a comic tattooed on her arm. That explains ssooooooo much. She tells him she likes his lips and he kisses her. That didn't take much. What if she said she likes his wallet? Will he whip it out and let her use whats in it? 

8:39pm. Benzino is sitting down with Vincent (Lady Gaga & Mindless Behavior's manager). Finally someone with some credibility on this show! Ol man Zino says Vince is his friend. Karlie shows up with her ass hangin out. Somehow she sees Vincent and thinks she has a chance of being like Gaga. Girl, NO. The 3 sit down and chat and Karlie buys the dream he's selling. 


8:41pm. KC 2.0 meets up with her ex-boyfriend. She wants input from him on why she can't keep a man. She proly can't keep a man cuz she's still hung up on her ex. She needs dating advice so she hits up her ex. Who does that??
He seems like an honest enough guy but where the hell are her girlfriend? KC 2.0 comes to the realization that its her choices that are the problem. I can't get over this comic strip tat on her arm. She's hustling ass backwards. Pickin the wrong guys and being surprised when it doesn't work out. Bet money they're gonna try to work things out. 

8:46pm. Stevie & Mimi are at a therapy session. All these ideas about confidentiality are racing through my mind. Stevie admits he's a liar. I've seen this therapist before. He's like the Judge Judy of therapists. Let that marinate. Mimi is ready to drop her draws because Stevie admitted he's a liar. People lie to police officers about whether they were speeding. He could be admitting to lying about that. But, I digress. Mimi says Stevie had an affair. No sweetie, married people have an affair. Your baby daddy just smanged another chick. The therapist uses the phrase "You were hitting that on the regular" and I wonder why no one was shocked. Stevie drops a bomb and says there are other women. Of course there are others. He's a straight man in Atlanta with a big schlong. Duh! Why do y'all think these dudes are flocking to hotlanta? Sure aint for the Underground Mall. 


8:55pm. Mimi & Stevie are still in their therapy session. "Why does a man cheat? Because a woman lets him" is what their therapist says. Aight now we're getting to the meat of it. Mimi's mother joined Scientology and  abandoned her. She never had someone unconditionally love her. That explains soooo much!!!! Typical "Searching for love in all the wrong places" type of chick. Girllll, I feel sorry for you. Stevie didn't have a mother. So thats their bond? This is deep. They are both wounded. 


On the next episode Old Man Zino is gonna cop a ring for Karlie and it looks like Joseline will be at their next session. These script writers boyyyyyy. Anyway, I'll be watching. 

BECAUSE YOU CARE: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child

Yes, its real. You can stop asking and, if you so desire, remove TLC from your channel lineup. Remember when it used to be "The Learning Channel?" Its just TLC now and we won't speculate about what that might stand for now. Pageant queen and country bumpkin Honey Boo Boo Child is getting her own reality show. This time, she's bringing her family along for the ride. Yep, TLC heard our cries and responded. Their focus groups and marketing teams could tell we were allllll wondering about the rest of her family. Watch the trailer below.

The toddler who so famously said, "A dollar makes me holla honey boo boo" will be invading the small screen via TLC on Wednesday August 8. You may recall the controversy surrounding Honey Boo Boo child's parents who creates a concoction of Mountain Dew & Red Bull for HBBC on pageant days to keep her energy up. Will you be watching? 

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta: Episode 6 Recap

Y'all know what it is! Its Monday so that means its Love & Ratchetlanta time.

I'm not sure whats gonna go down in this episode but it looks like we're gonna get to see Keyshia Cole 2.0's first video and Francine aka Buckeey aka Shay is gonna cement herself as more than a guest star. Lets get this party started. 

8:03pm Viewers have the pleasure of witnessing Hoesaylina's photoshoot. Holy shit she's wearing a lime green tutu!! She's about 3 years behind on the tutu trend. Anyone wearing a tutu today over the age of 7 is a basic bitch. Stevie questions her about texting Mimi and she admits texting her threats in response to how Mimi has treated her. Stevie finally checks her about her behavior and says she's disrespecting his family. That shirt he's wearing is clean doe. He looks like a walking Independence Day celebration. 

8:05pm  They still wanna call this heffa Shay. Her name is Buckeey dammit!! Anyway, she's meeting with Momma Dee and shares that she and Scrap have decided to be more than friends. Buckeey is concerned about getting hurt. Nobody cares. Lowkey, she's more concerned with getting camera time tho. She looks like Francine from Arthur. Francine's wig looks horrible. I'm pretty sure that wig makes her head sweat. Mama Dee is too old to be this petty. I'm glad she's not my mom. 

8:08pm Oooh remember the 808s and Heartbreaks album? Karlie and Mimikins meet up to clear the air. I'm pretty sure they used to hustle nigs together and Karlie is hurt because Mimi left the game before her. Yo Mimi is a lil scary ass trick. She talked all that crap behind Karlie's back and now she's tryna distance herself from it. It doesn't take long for Karlie to go back to being her messy self. She is too old for this siht. She's giving me a Lynn Whitfield from "Thin Line Between Love & Hate" vibe. 

8:15pm Damn that was a long ass commercial break. KC 2.0 and Karlie meet up to see how much more camera time they can squeeze out of their "beef." Karlie is in the middle of a photoshoot. The script writers suck man. Why is KC 2.0 fanning when they're inside? Its too hot in Atlanta for them to be somewhere that doesn't have the inside dew. Karlie tries to convince KC 2.0 that she's classy and not messy. We don't believe it gworl.  As KC 2.0 leaves she tells Karlie "I like your pink dress" and I bout rolled off the couch. 

8:17pm Joseline is in her apt with one of her friends who decided to wear a headscarf on camera. Home girl looks like a hood ass chiquita banana. Joseline has a tattoo that says "maneater." There is so much material in that alone. Joseline is a boss bitch tho. She's not letting Stevie run circles around her the way he does Mimi. I can respect that. I can't respect this babyhair wig and these brown lips tho. Jose drops the bomb that she's been recruiting producers behind Steebie J's back. 

8:19pm We're about to see Rasheeda's "Marry Me" video. I watched it yesterday. If y'all haven't seen it you're not missing anything. They're doing a launch party to an empty crowd. Gworl you so successful. Rasheeda is wearing hoops with lip charms. At least we can tell she tried to be cute.Y'all shol got it together. 

8:25pm Scrap wants to work things out with Erica. Thats a lie. He wants things to be cordial between them so she can take it easy on the child support. They're in Erica's apartment, which looks empty. Is she moving? Scrap is about to ask Erica to look out for him on the child support tip. He doesn't want to be with her but he doesn't want to be forced to support his child. I'm not sure why he's wearing a bubble vest. Erica just needs to accept all she is is the baby mama and thats all she will ever be. Scrappy is broke and he's still tryna live that hip-hop royalty life. Erica is putting him on blast and I'm enjoying it. Too many people try to live beyond their means and Lil Scrappy's washed up ass is one of em. We get to see the other side of hip-hop: nigs who pop bottles but don't take care of their kids.

8:29pm We're at Benzino's crib and he's having dinner with Karlie. This ninja made dinner and Karlie is ready to drop her panties off the strength of a one course meal and some garlic bread. Girl bye. Basic hoes are so impressed by a ninja who can repeat the same question they just asked in a different way. I can't get over how basic this is. After one convo & some beef stir fry she's ready to start dating Benzino. Benfuckingzino!!! They kiss an ol nasty passionate kiss. They bout to get it in. You don't kiss like that and walk away.

8:32pm My eyes are still burning after watchin that kiss. Rasheeda is at lunch with KC 2.0 discussing her launch party fail. Rasheeda thinks management is the problem so she is seeking outside management. Rasheeda does not have a chance at having a career. I just needed to throw that out there. Rasheeda's marriage is on the rocks because her husband Kirk is her manager and her career is in the sewer.  KC 2.0 says she would hate for Rasheeda to ruin her marriage for the sake of an industry that doesn't love her back. I'd say she's right. 

8:39pm Rasheeda is meeting with Deb Antney aka Waka Flocka and Gucci Mane's manager. Also worth noting is that she managed Nicki Minaj in the beginning stages of her career. I hope ya'll can see auntie Deb's hair. Its feathered like the wings of an eagle. Auntie Deb is an American icon. Y'all need to pay homage. Deb explains to Rasheeda how she could have been "Georgia's Peach." I don't want to think of her as a Georgia Peach. I like Georgia Peaches. 

8:42pm Stevie J meets up with Benzino. I just noticed Ol Zino's neck has merged with his head and shoulders. They all look like one body part. Zino tells how he woo'd Karlie out of her panties. The "couple" is not wasting any time as they have plans to meet each other's families. They have their eyes on a spin-off. Stevie J throws shade on Karlie and tells Zino about the drama she caused. Stevie says he will never lose Mimi even if he gets deterred by Halle Berry or Janet Jackson. He says all he needs to do is get Mimi alone. He knows he has Mimi dickmatized. Can't be mad at him. 

8:48pm  Erica is meeting her mom, Mingnon, to talk about her struggles with Scrap. Mingnon's hairstyle is finally in the 2000s. She's catching up. Erica tells how she's been asking Scrappy for money but he hasn't been stepping up. Mama lays down the law and tells Erica she will not be taking Scrappy off of child support. 

8:50pm Kirk and Rasheeda are at home discussing their professional relationship. Rasheeda breaks the news that she met with another manager. Kirk is hurt. He has been down with her since day 1 and he is not happy. I hope he doesn't cry but I kinda wanna see him cry. Rasheeda is hard headed. She's tired of being a local celebrity and she wants more. She's tryna be the next Nicki Minaj. It aint hap'nin. Rasheeda starts crying and Kirk doesn't skip a beat. I get the feeling she cries a lot. I mean Beyonce had to fire her daddy so its logical that Rasheeda would wanna fire her husband. 

8:57pm Mimikins meets up with Joseline. A chick sent me a message on Facebook about the guy I was dating once. I wasn't as calm as Mimi and it didn't end well for her. Joseline apologizes for sending the text messages. Joseline says she could overhear Mimi talkin shit about her when she calls Stevie and she's around. Mimi grows balls and tells Joseline a few words. I salute Joseline for tryna get out in front of this situation. She apologized on some grown woman steez but Mimi doesn't believe her. I don't blame Mimi for not trusting her. Why are you tryna be nice to be though? Thats why I don't trust these hoes. 

On the next episode we see Stevie J & Mimi's drama continue to unfold, Rasheeda and Kirk's marriage is still on the rocks, Lil Scrappy & Buckeey deal with the child support issue and Benzino gives Karlie a key. I'll be tuned in!! 

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Love & Hip Hop Atlanta: Episode 4 Recap

In case you just started watching this amazing series, check out recaps of Episode 2 and Episode 3. Again, I missed the first run-through of the show so I had to catch the rerun. I'm hoping the first 3 minutes I missed were just a recap of things we've already seen.

10:03pm K. Michelle, Ariane and Mimi are sitting down as Mimi shares (thru tears) how Joseline revealed her pregnancy to her. They're having a pow-wow for hurt women. K. Michelle offers her ears to Mimi and the two are attempting to make a connection so they can "hurt" together. Ariane, the voice of reason, continues to encourage Mimi to move on. Mimi wants to move forward but she's stupid. She wants to do better but she doesn't know better. I don't believe she really wants to move on.

10:05pm Momma Dee stops by Lil Scrappy's new crib to check out his new home. Her earrings are a hideous combo of feathers and dangly chains. Looks like a rented house to me. Don't ask me how I know. Just know he doesn't have any personal pictures on the wall or any accent walls.  Lil Scrappy talks about the joys of having his own place as if its the first time he ever lived alone. Scrappy Doo explains to his mom how Ericka is ok with them not being together although he's never had that conversation with her. Pretty sure she is not ok with it. Scrap explains how his friendship with some woman named Shay Bukeey Johnson is platonic. Wait a minute? Buckeey? Like Flavor of Love Buckeey?! I'm not calling her no damn SHAY! Her name is Buckeey. Flav called her Buckeey, imma call her Buckeey LOL!


Scrap tells his mom about the altercation between Erica and Stevie J. His mom still calls him the Prince of the South. Thats cute. Momma says nobody cares who Stevie J is. She tells him "Make him answer...check him." I can tell she's such a positive role model. Just realized a friend of mine has a tile pattern just like the star tat Scrap has on his neck. Tattoo fail. 

10:08pm Joseline greets Stevie at the door of her place. She's still in shock that he denied their imaginary baby. Stevie says he's "sellabent" and no hard up for no (beep). I don't believe the fraud he's sellin. Stebie Stebie Stebie *Joseline voice* He cooked her breakfast then took her to get an abortion. Stebie is so considerate. "All I want from Stebie is the truff. I gabe him mah hawt my sew" We still need subtitles, VH1! "Habe you ebba weally lubbed me Stebie?" WTF does that mean? Stevie and Joseline kissed and I threw up a little in my mouth. 

10:16pm We're at Erica's crib. Erica is wearing a maxi dress covered in palm trees and native plants. Her mom is wearing the kind of hairstyle Escape rocked in the 90s: Fingerwaves with the hair out in the back. Anyway Erica thinks Scrappy is going to put a ring on it. Erica's mom points out how they're hustling ass backwards by living separately. Its something we all knew. Erica is still trying to convince herself and she isn't doing a good job. I love love and I'm not even buying this shit.


10:18pm Kirk pulls up to the home he and Rasheeda share. The two are about to have a romantic dinner. Rasheeda is beautiful. Her tacky tattoos make that so hard to recognize. Kirk acknowledges how he felt special. Kirk's shirt is Blue Man Group blue.


10:20pm Mimi meets Stevie. OHHH MY GOOODDDD he's wearing a vest! I can't breathe. He's wearing a vest without a shirt under it. I can't breeve!!! Mimi drops a few f-bombs while wearing velour pants the color of the pink panther. She's a real thug now. Gworl we so scared of you. Stevie is so scared of you. At this point, I'm 1000% sure Stevie's game has to be his money and his peen cuz his mouth piece aint hittin on nothin. Now, I don't get how Mimi is moving on while continuing to live in the home he purchased but I'm chillin. OMG Stevie is still wearing the vest! His chest is out! He needs to chill out!


10:26pm Lawwwddd where did they find Benzino?! This see through nicca is gonna give advice? These two washed up hags should just kiss for the cameras. Isn't the show scripted anyway? Stevie is still wearing this COT damn vest! iCan't! Stevie claims he wants to make Mimi happy. Benzino tells him to keep is peen in his pants. Keep the P in your P and step up to the plate. Oh, and they can't say monogamous.

10:30pm We're back at Scrappy Doo's house and he's getting a visit from his best friend Buckeey. For some reason he chooses to disrespect Flavor Flav's genius by calling her Shay. I'll just put this on the table: Buckeey and Scrappy are f*ckin. They are not just friends. If you don't believe me you're in denial. They're not just chilling. Scrappy says the two are "more than friends." Didn't we all just get hit with an obvious stick?! Buckeey asks Scrap to lather her up with sunscreen. Why doesn't her weave have a part though?


10:33pm Joseline is in dance rehearsals. Where did she find jegging shorts? Stevie J shows up dressed like an off duty ninja turtle. He's surprised the abortion messed up things between the two of them. It looks like he's wearing a superhero costume. Why are Joseline's braids so thin at the ends? Who did that to her? Joseline pretty much confesses Stevie is the only man she's been with post-op. That explains why she's so in love with him. I wish her the best of luck on her journey to become the next drag superstar. Stevie wants them to be the next Bonnie & Clyde. I'm gonna go with NO.


10:41pm Erica and Scrappy are together outside of the studio waiting for Stevie J. Like a real messy heffa would do, Erica points out Stevie J. I'm not surprised. She thinks this is normal. Stevie starts apologizing for calling her a bitch. He seems sincere. Scrappy interjects AFTER the apology and the script obviously calls for him to escalate the situation. Scrap was never taught that a genuine apology buries the situation. Scrap gives a scenario that involves him calling Joseline a bitch. Scrap has removed his shirt. We now know this is the episode we've been teased with footage from for the past 2 weeks. Bravo vh1! Joseline still has those struggling braids doe. Scrappy Doo put them paws on Stevie and managed not to say "Lemme at em. Lemme at em." Erica and Joseline fight (I think) or fall in the bushes hugging. I wonder how many times they rehearsed this? Looks like a bunch of hugging to me. Joseline fell twice. She aint really bout that life. Both groups load up in their cars and leave.


10:49pm Scrap is yelling at Stevie calling him a “sucka bitch” claiming no one will get a check in the A. Who the hell is he to say something like that? He didn't even have the hardest verse on Knuck if you Buck. Erica is being carried away and still continues to threaten Joseline. She draws some satisfaction from this. To her, Scrap is showing his love for her. No one can tell me anything different.

10:50pm Rasheeda recounts the night of the fight with Mimi and K. Michelle. It looks like K. Michelle has a tattoo of Winne The Pooh on her arm. Can't trust grown women with cartoon character tats. Erica joins the crew wearing earrings made from recycled dominoes dipped in gold. Rasheeda is wearing way too much jewelry. I just realized Erica fought Joseline for Mimi. Thats what petty hoes do. They fight each other's battles when they have nothing to do with it and talk about it over lunch.

10:57pm Joseline invited Stebie ova fa bweakfah. She's wearing that baby hair wig again. She looks like a wig mannequin. They twosome recount the events of that night and Stevie expresses his disappointment with the way Joseline inserted herself and "popped off at the mouth." Joseline says Stevie makes it easy for her not to trust him. I think thats what she said. I could have made that up because I can't understand what she's really saying. Stevie vows to teach Scrap a lesson *Stevie J eyes*


Watch the full episode here. 


Next time, Scrappy has an asthma attack, Karlie and K. Michelle will argue and Mimi will continue to lie about moving on from Stevie J. I'll be tuned in!!! 

A NEW Reality: DC Strippers Want a Show Too

The reality show money train is still rollin. This time the train made a stop in DC. Strip Club Queens tells the story of 5 strippers who will live their "real life" in front of a lens. Peep their trailer below. WARNING: The footage is NFW!

Shot on location in DC featuring the famous Stadium Club, the series will follow Miami,  Lona, Ally, Illy and Cierra as they show strip club goers and aspiring strippers alike what its REALLY like to be a naked hustler. Viewers will see their sacrifices, the allure of the strip club game, and the girls' journey to find a way out. Can we get a show about recent grads tryna pay back Sallie Mae doe?

Seems like the same drama we've all come to expect with a touch of nudity and another bunch of women who don't care about fighting on screen. Considering the recent rise in the fascination with the strip club life, I think the show will get picked up. I've been to Stadium once or twice and the faces look familiar so I'll be watching (LOL!) Will you be watching?

On Another Level: The Real Mistresses of Atlanta Trailer

The interwebs have been turned on its side by the trailer for the latest reality show: The Real Mistresses of Atlanta. I love messy people as much as the next person but from the looks of the trailer, the show features people with a whole bunch of "slashes" and not a lot of sense. They describe themselves as models SLASH video vixens and so on and so forth. I know no one asked me but they look like a bunch of sluts SLASH people who need to have several seats to me. Did they find these people on Craigslist selling ass?

According to the people featured (which includes a homosexual man) the definition of a mistress is "...a woman who is in charge. She is the other woman. She is the one who gets it done." This really happened, ya'll. With names like Mary Jane and Malia Michel (from the Drake line "someone tell Malia I'm on fiyah she should work tonight") the mistresses allow the cameras to follow them while they live their lives sleeping with another woman's man and spending money from a married household. Riding around & they gettin it. To say the least, they are some bold bishes.

Whoa dere! Thats 8 minutes and 26 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Weezy F. Baby's Ex's current boo is the one who gave this project the greenlight. Ya'll really need to stop this shit.

I won't cap like I won't watch the first episode just to see how far television programming has gone down the toilet. If they're not gonna drop names (especially the guy who claims to sleep with pro athletes) or feature sit downs with the wife/girlfriend, I will be disappointed.

You hear that? Its the sound of men calling their lawyers about getting gag orders before this show airs.
Thoughts?