LL Cool J Knocked Out an Intruder & Ratchet Links

When a burglar entered his home at around 2am, LL Cool J listened to his mama and knocked that fool out. Everyone knows LL is ridiculously fit so either the burglar was really stupid or he has huge gonads. Nothin like breaking and entering into someone's home and getting your ass whipped. The amateur burglar entered LL's home and, much to his surprise, the seski hip-hop artist turned actor was at home.

According to TMZ, LL heard some commotion downstairs, went to check it out ... and found the intruder. Sources say the intruder had tripped LL's alarm system, but LL kept his cool and managed to detain him until LAPD arrived a few minutes later to make the arrest.

Don't worry folks. LL is okay, but the suspect -- who will be booked for burglary -- suffered a few bruises.


Anyway, check out these stories I found trapped in the interwebs...
Fashion & Style-Beyonce and her mama are still making House of Dereon. I thought they gave it up. 

Bossip-These parents used their kid as a shield. Just another example of why everyone shouldn't be allowed to procreate. 

MSN-Starbucks wasn't enough. Magic Johnson wants YOU to get into his prepaid debit card. 

ABC-Suspects punched a hole in the roof for what? To steal sneakers. 

Mashable.com-They're tryna fire Zuckerburg from the company HE started. Man, the world is so cold. 

WSHH-Metta World Peace was on Yo Gabba Gabba. I'm crying real tears of laughter! Gotta give it to the dude cuz he's trying to change his image. 

Crunktastical-Chris Brown's mama sends out some subliminal tweets after the episode of "Oprah's Next Chapter" with Rihanna aired. Who do y'all think she's talkin about? 

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