Sharing is Caring: A lesson in political correctness

Lets face it, everyone has at least one guy or gal who has more "blonde" moments in a day than you care to count. They dont have common sense, which is not so common.You can always count on them to say something out of line that makes you question how they got their job its not what you know its who you know. They have "George Bush" syndrome when it comes to commnicating ideas. If you dont think you work with such a person, chances are the person is YOU! *giggles* While I admit calling someone stupid is not be the nicest thing to say, I live in a place called reality where Einsteins are few and far between. Hence, below you will find 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid.


*A few clowns short of a circus

*A few fries short of a Happy Meal

*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

*A few beers short of six-pack

*A few peas short of a casserole

*Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box

*The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead

*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate

*A few feathers short of a whole duck

*All foam, no beer

More after the jump.

*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

*Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

*Too much yardage between the goalposts

*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools

*As smart as bait

*Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash

*Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair

*Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor

*Forgot to pay his brain bill

*Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels

*His belt doesn’t go through all the loops

*If he had another brain, it would be lonely

*No grain in the silo

*Proof that evolution can go in reverse

*Receiver is off the hook

*Several nuts short of a full pouch

*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

 
Use them at work. Use them at school. Use them in a box, on a train, on a plane, in a car and on a boat. Chances are the subject wont realize you are referring to them.